Customer Complaint

Hello, I’m subscribed to your fast delivery service for the daily newspaper and I’ve been receiving papers an hour after I am expected to receive them. I don’t have time to wait an HOUR for the goddamn paper. Your little snail of a worker is so slow. I waited outside one day, and I saw them on a bike just doing circles at the end of the road! They did not care at all! I am paying good money for this service, and this kid is just being a slacker. Disgraceful, if this doesn’t change I’m going to cancel my subscription to your services and seek better alternatives.