Weapons

Weapons are items that players can pick up to do damage to enemies. Weapons have different accuracies and damage outputs. The following table measures Ideal DPS, which assumes the following:

• Every single bullet fired from a gun hits
• The player reloads the gun at the very frame it runs out of ammo
• All bullets have a clone time of 0.04 seconds
• The weapons are not upgraded
• The player has not consumed any upgrades
• The player is playing as Disc

Clone time is the non-negligible time it takes for the game to generate a bullet. Typically this is in-between 0.03 and 0.05 seconds. Ideal DPS is calculated using the following formula:

${\frac {({\text{bullet damage}}\times {\text{bullets per shot}}\times {\text{ammo}})}{(0.04\times {\text{bullets per shot}}+{\text{in-file rate}})\times {\text{ammo}}+{\text{reload time}}}}$

Where in-file rate is the rate (seconds per shot) as it appears in the game files.

Weapon	Name	Damage	Ammo	Fire rate (Shots Per Second)	Reload Time (Seconds)	Bullets Per Shot	Ideal DPS	Notes
	AK47	8	20	10	0.4	1	50	Starting primary weapon for Disc
	Pistol	15	12	4	0.5	1	45.2	Starting secondary weapon for Disc
	Sniper	36	5	2	0.4	1	58.1
	Shotgun	10	6	4	0.6	3	63.8	Starting primary weapon for Snail and secondary weapon for Shopkeep
	Revolver	25	6	2.5	0.2	1	52.8
	Uzi	4	30	20	0.5	2	54.5	Starting weapon for Shed
	Flamethrower	3	44	33.3	1.4	5	57.3
	A Gun	1	99	0	1.0	20	24.7	Will mimic a random gun when is not in your hand
	Gold Revolver	30	1	1.3	4.0	1	N/A	Damages an enemy as long as the bullet touches their hitbox
	Rocket	70	4	0.7	2.0	1	34.3
	Water Gun	2	30	0	0.7	5	44.8	Bullets are affected by gravity
	Broom	4	44	25	0.7	1	41.7
	Kitty	30	10	2	0.7	1	49.2	Reloading creates a squeaky effect, bullets are affected by gravity
	MP40	12	15	6.7	0.5	1	53.7
	STT99	25	8	1.25	2.0	3	64.1
	Big Dawg	55	0	2.5	N/A	5	211.5	Costs 3 coins per shot
	Minigun	5	44	100	3.6	2	58.2
	Bell Ringer	12	5	10	0.4	1	54.5	Starting primary weapon for M.O.K.O., does not drop from chests
	Milk Gun	7	6	4	0.5	5	65.6	Bullets are affected by gravity
	Sword Gun	10	10	4	0.4	1	30.3	Pierces through enemies
	Space Gun	10	14	6.7	0.8	1	40.5
	Shotstol	10	8	6.7	1.0	5	105.3	Very low range
	Angel Shot	4	10	1.7	1.5	1	N/A	Creates a beam that continuously hits enemies
	Piano	17	14	3.3	0.4	1	45.7
	A Bad Idea	999999999999	6	2.5	0.8	1	N/A	Firing this weapon kills the player alongside one enemy in its range
	Ammorang	9	3	5	0.2	1	29.3	Firing this weapon while empty will cause the player to throw it, if the throw lands it reloads the gun
	Trident	10	6	2	2.1	3	30.9	The fish that lay on the ground act as mines which deal large damage
	Nail Gun	2	3	6.7	0.6	1	90.6	Hitting a target with a nail 3 times causes an explosion for 100 damage
	Rib Blaster	20	6	1.7	0.7	3	71.7	Starting primary weapon for Mr. Bones, bullets are affected by gravity
	Tibia Breaker	15	16	5	0.7	1	52.9	Starting secondary weapon for Mr. Bones, bullets are affected by gravity
	FC00	8	6	5	0.6	1	57.1	Starting secondary weapon for M.O.K.O.
	Flare Gun	40	1	4	0.5	1	50.6	Bullets are affected by gravity
	Snubnose	13	6	3.3	0.2	1	34.8	Starting primary weapon for Shopkeep
	Magic Hat	25	12	3.3	0.8	1	61.5	Bullets are affected by gravity
	Sawed Off	70	1	3.3	0.8	1	61.4	Causes an explosion
	Throwing Axe	15	1	3.3	0.1	1	34.1	* The bullet bounces and can hit a target multiple times for increased damage Bullets are affected by gravity You can melee the bullets for more damage
	Cool Stick	12	18	2.5	0.2	5	98.2	Bullets are affected by gravity
	Meat Hook	0	1	10	0.5	1	0	Starting weapon for Snail It is not actually a weapon and will instead fling the player in the direction they shot the hook upon reloading
	Chakram	12	8	2	0.3	1	62.4	Bounces 3 times off walls and in enemies leaves behind a trail of clouds that do damage as well.
	Rick N' Bass	14	4	6.7	0.3	2	91.8
	Cross	10	12	4	0.5	1	30.2	Bullets get stronger the longer they travel
	Mist Maker	6	6	2	1.2	1	N/A
	Magic Wand	7	40	10	1.0	1	42.4	Gives a dress to the player
	Television	25	16	3.3	0.8	1	64.1	Creates mini versions of the player, bullets are affected by gravity
	The Homerun	25	3	3.3	0.4	1	52.8	Bullets are affected by gravity
	FAMAS	18	12	2.9	0.5	1	41.7
	P90	2	30	20	0.5	3	32.1
	PP-19 Bizon	3	50	50	0.4	1	44.1
	Deck of Cards	4	52	50	1.3	1	47.1
	Party Popper	9	1	4	1	12	62.4	Bullets are affected by gravity
	Desert Eagle	17	15	2.9	0.5	1	40.2
	Rarest Musket	4	1	10	0.8	1	4.3	Explodes in the players hand, dealing damage 1/10000 chance of spawning
	The Replica	13	6	1.25	0.7	3	37.6	Lady Stradivarius' violin
	SMG	2	40	50	0.8	1	25
	Scallywagun	80	1	~25	1.5	1	51.9	Bullets are affected by gravity
	LDR	5	12	4	1	1	13.4	The further it travels, the more damage it does
	The Last Aid	60	0	2.5	N/A	6	268.7	Uses your health to deal damage (does not invalidate a no hit on bosses)
	Marksmanship	8	4	5	0.1	1	30.2?	Throws a coin just like Shopkeep Ideal DPS does not account for coin ricochets You can gain the "ultrakeep" achievement with this weapon, though seemingly unintentionally
	Basketball	16	6	2	0.6	1	25.0	Damage increases the more it bounces
	Seal	8	5	2.5	0.4	8	80.0	Really short range
	Bottle	300	1	4	0.5	1	379.7	Can only be used once

Trivia

• Nail Gun is a reference to the Aki's Nail Sword from Chainsaw Man.
• Big Dawg is a reference to Death Road to Canada.
• A Bad Idea is a reference to Enter The Gungeon.
• Throwing Axe is a reference to an old game that Shortcake_Cafe made.
• STT99 is a reference to Technoblade.
  • STT stands for Subscribe To Technoblade.
  • 99 refers to Technoblade's birth year.
  • The fact its a crossbow shooting 3 fireworks is a reference to the Dream SMP, where it was Technoblade's fabled weapon of choice.
• The Seal is a reference to the fact that ShortCake really really really likes seals.