Tank Twins

Tank Twins
Captain Steve
"It would scream in agony wouldn't it, because Steve I don't think I could mentally handle that" "You're ugly, and nobody likes you"
Information
Aliases	bullies (By Husky) Captain Cat(Unfinished Yuri Novel) bullies (By Husky) Steve Ash(Unfinished Yuri Novel)
Floor	The Sewers
Theme	Discology
Stats
HP	1000 1400
Worth	5
Drop Rate	80%

The Tank Twins are the bosses found on floor 2. They're a pair of tough, crude soldiers armed with blades and a tank. Working together, they'll keep you on your toes, forcing you to deal with both of them at once, amounting to 2400HP in total for the fight. And hey, don't these two seem familiar?

Lore

The Tank Twins make their debut in the lore in Husky's third journal entry. In this account, they're depicted as bullies who rob Husky's jacket and threaten her with a gun when she attempts to retrieve it. Described simply as odd and rude. In the M.O.K.O Report 2.0, they defeated and destroyed M.O.K.O V2. The Tank Twin Steve (or Ash) is known to be an enjoyer of wartime yuri light novels, quite the elusive genre.

Boss Fight

What sets Tank Twins apart in their fighting dynamics is the fact that they both attack the player simultaneously. However, the game follows a looping attack pattern:

Tank Captain Moves

Attack	Name	Description	Guide
	Sword	The Tank Captain lunges forward and slashes her sword	Strafe away from it, roll through it, or detract it with your melee.
	Dash	The Tank Captain slides forward, leaving 3 projectiles in her path	If you are far from her, jump over it and land in the sweet spot. If and only if you are very close to her and far away from (or facing away from) the tank, roll through it.
	Jump	The Tank Captain jumps high in the air, creating 3 bullets at her feet	When she is in the air, walk under her or strafe away.
	Idle	The Tank Captain stands still, preparing her next attack	Chance for free hits. Take next key position.

Icon	Name	Pattern
	Tank Captain	Sword Stand still: 0.5 seconds Dash Stand still: 0.8 seconds Jump Stand still: 0.3 seconds Dash Jump Stand still: 0.7 seconds Dash Dash Stand still: 0.7 seconds Jump
	Tank Steve	Stand still: 2 seconds Shoot Stand still: 2 seconds Sniper Charge (if Captain is defeated)

Achievements

Icon	Name	Description	Guide
	Nomadic Do Gooder	Defeat the Tank Twins without taking damage
	Close Call	Enter and exit the Tank Twins fight at 1 hp
	GG EZ	Disrespect a Boss	Teabag a boss by repeatedly pressing crouch.
	Unorthodox Execution	Kill any boss with the Bad Idea