Mr. Bones

This article contains spoilers regarding the true ending of the game. Discretion is advised.

This article contains BLATANT MISINFORMATION because it's really funny. However, what is and isn't misinformation should be fairly obvious.

Mr. Bones
"I shall serve this Rabbit Hole well, FOR THE RABBIT HOLE!"
Information
Aliases	John Rabbit Hole the Penetrator U.N. Owen V Johnny Sins Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin
Voice Actor	Mikedawina
Gimmicks	Milk Damage Buff 1 HP
Born	1984
Died	Today, Duh
Cause of Death	Dehydration
Institutions	Riddle School Squidward Community College (AS) Harvard University (BS) South Harmon Institute of Technology (MBA)
Graduate Advisor	Rick Sanchez
Occupations	Businessman Military Commander President Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Night Guard
Known For	Mr. Bones' Creamy Warm Milk (Brand) In Defense of Genocide (Book)
Awards	Nobel Peace Prize Pulitzer Prize 2017 Grammy for Melodic Rap Performance
Citizenship	United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru Republic Dominican Cuba Caribbean Greenland El Salvador Two
Spouce(s)	Your Mom (2005-2007) Your Dad (2007-2018) Corpse of Algea (2018-Today, Duh)
Parents	Tom Fulp Girlfriend Friday Night Funkin
Relatives	Shortcake_Cafe MatPat Ervil Lebaron Green Sans
Signature
Prime Minister of the Rabbit Hole
In Office	A While
Preceded by	Confused Ora
Succeeded by	The Gigachad (Boulder)
Military Service
Allegiance	The Good Guys
Branch	Space Force
Years of Service	2010-2018
Commands	501st Legion
Battles/wars	2nd Finno-Korean Hyperwar Twitter (Ongoing)
Stats
Health	1
Base Damage Multiplier	0.50
Max Speed	4
Acceleration	0.6
Starting Weapons	Tibia Breaker Rib Blaster
Gold Multiplier	1.0

Mr. Bones is a joke character that is unlocked after completing the game as every character. A strange skeleton man fueled by pain and misery as you fail horribly to beat the game as him for the 1000th time. Mr. Bones can increase his damage output by drinking milk, but he carries significant downsides:

• Capped at 1 hp
• A slow dodge roll
• A slow melee
• The lowest damage by base

Thus Mr. Bones is intended to be a challenge run. He starts with the Rib Blaster and the Tibia Breaker.

Lore

Mr. Bones is the next incarnation of Joseph Stalin, and entered the Rabbit Hole in order to open a new front in the Cold War. To arm the Soviet forces fighting in the Rabbit Hole, he brought the AK47 with him. Mr. Bones is also a lesbian.