Pink Slip Collection
Notice of Termination
Employee name: “Snail”
Effective Date: Right Now
Stupid. Very stupid. Pretty sure they didn’t even read my god damn flier. MONEY BACK IS NOT GUARANTEED. I NEED THAT MONEY! STUPID DUMB IDIOT BABY.
Notice of Termination
Employee name: “Snail”
Effective Date: March, Something, in a year
Sloppy effort, sloppy look, sloppy everything. She just can’t get the job done effectively. Not to mention she smells bad and gives a bad look for the business. FIRED!
Notice of Termination
Employee name: “Snail”
Effective Date: April 15th
Found sleeping constantly on the job, has the pace of a snail. I have received 27 customer complaints within the last week due to her either missing houses, arriving hours late, or just messing up entirely. Remove yourself immediately from the position.
Notice of Termination
Employee name: “Snail”
Effective date: August 27th
Tampering with the papers. Odor.
You are fired.
Notice of Termination
Employee name: “Snail”
Effective Date: September 28th
Has not come into work for a few weeks. Calls have been coming in regarding their missing papers. This position does not suit you, you are fired.